Games I quit early, 2014 edition

games in the trashWelcome to the fourth annual edition of “Games I started but realized they sucked and dumped them so quickly that I didn’t have anything to write about!” *canned applause* Happily enough the list gets shorter and shorter every year, partly because I’m more discerning about what I even start, partly because I’ve had all my consoles and handhelds for years so there isn’t much left to play and partly because I play fewer games overall these days. Without further ado, last year’s victims:

Pandora’s Tower (Wii) – This is an unusual case in that I haven’t 100% quit it. The dull art and ‘save the princess’ storyline didn’t really grab me, and the gameplay was too “action game-ish” and “puzzle-y” for me to make it past the first few floors, but I can see myself coming back in a couple of years when I’m better at action games and giving it a proper try. If Phantasy Star Portable, FF Type-0 and The Last Story have taught me anything, it’s that when I get into an ARPG system, I get into it in a major way. Maybe that will happened with Pandora’s Tower someday. Dropped for the foreseeable future. Do please go on, this is most interesting →

Finished Avalon Code. Not sure how to feel (spoilers)

Tia (Avalon.Code)Sometimes I push myself to finish a game and I’m glad I did it. Other times I finish a game and it’s like… meh. Okay so I finished Avalon Code. And? Still, I’m not going to tell anyone contemplating dropping it to keep playing, but if there’s anyone who wants to soldier on regardless, I’m going to share a few tips that helped me make it through the game.

First, though, I’m going to spoil the story for those who want to quit. The world is coming to an end, there’s a Book of Prophecy and it’s your job to record things that should be carried over to the next world. And might I add at this juncture that it seems very foolish to me that you end up filling 70% of the book with monsters and weapons. A few humans, a few flowers, hardly any normal animals or trees or other flora and fauna. What kind of nightmarish world are you creating anyway?

But anyway, you spend some time collecting stuff, then at the end of Chapter 5 your so-called friend Rex steals the Book and gives it to the bad guys. The bad guys use it to destroy half the town. Your chief love interest gets sucked into the book. The king has you arrested for the deed and everyone in town turns against you. If you haven’t played a game where all your allies suddenly turn against you, I could see how that would be devastating. Some of us have played Nora to Toki no Koubou though, so this was just child’s play. Do please go on, this is most interesting →

Happy New Year! Plus 2015 gaming resolutions

calvin and hobbes resolutionsHappy New Year! The number 2015 sounds so accomplished and mature somehow, so that means I have to be mature and accomplished about my gaming choices this year. Or I could just take the easy route and play whatever catches my eye like I always do. Decisions, decisions…

Last year I only managed to play 3 of the 6 games I put on the list, which is a failing grade in any class in the world. The three I didn’t get round to will get gaming priority early this year, and then I’ll be tackling sequels to games I mostly regretted playing. Why play the sequels then? Because I’m a secret masochist, that’s why. Without my further ado, my 2015 list:

1. Shining Ark (PSP) – Shining Blade was terrible, but its flaws are fairly easily fixed: better story, no more cameos and challenging enemies to use the excellent battle system against. I have faith in Sega’s ability to fix these problems, but just because they can do something doesn’t mean they will. I won’t force myself to finish Shining Ark if it proves to be as bad as its predecessor. Do please go on, this is most interesting →

Merry Christmas, every-nyan! Plus some site news

gaming at christmasChristmas is a time for hanging out with family, eating and drinking lots of delicious treats and then sleeping everything off like a baby, little suspecting the horror that awaits you the next time you step on the bathroom scale.

As a dutiful citizen, I have been doing my part to make the world a little heavier… and not just by eating a mountain of cake. Of the 5 (!) cakes I baked in the past week, only one was a complete disaster, and two of them were actually pretty good! I must have leveled up in Baking in the past year. Maybe one day I’ll even be able to make edible bread!

Which is all to say I haven’t done too much gaming over the past couple of days. And actually I couldn’t play Wild Arms 5 if I wanted to, because my brother has commandeered my PS2 and is replaying Dragon Quest VIII for the 5th (or is it 6th) time. Between my two brothers, that game has been played at least 10 times from start to finish. We definitely got our money’s worth on that one… except it’s my money and I’ve never played the game and probably never will at this rate. Do please go on, this is most interesting →

Spinning my wheels in Wild Arms 5 and Avalon Code

avalon code-anwarThey aren’t bad games, but I don’t really get excited at the thought of playing them either.

Wild Arms 5 – 20 hours in, maybe? The last scene I recall was riding my monowheel into Twelbit… and there was some fountain or the other in the middle of town. Can’t remember if I saw anything after that. Having the monowheel really helps with getting around the confusing overworld without being mauled by monsters, but there isn’t much to do on the map so it doesn’t matter that much. I got a sixth party member, but of course he’s been benched like everyone else. Waste of time and space. I’m about ready for the remaining mysteries to be revealed so this game can end already.

Avalon Code – Haven’t made much progress. I’m a little into Chapter 4, IIRC. Tia got kidnapped by an old lady in the desert and ran into a short dark and handsome stranger I wouldn’t mind dating in a better game. I’m ready for this one to end quickly as well.

In more dire news, two days ago, a black line of dead pixels appeared on my DS top screen. At first it was only a thin line running half the length of the screen, but yesterday I noticed it was running across the whole DS screen. Now this morning the line is starting to get thicker. I’d already suspected that my dear old DS was on its last legs, but it’s painful to have to watch it die. Happily enough I’ve already played most  of the things I want to play on it. IIRC apart from Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow, I only have Covenant of the Plume (which I’m not that enthusiastic about) and the remake of the first Tokyo Majin game (which I’m even less excited about) left to play… oh! wait! Izuna 2! And Fuurai no Shiren 5! Ack! Okay, I’d better stop wasting time on Avalon Code and get started with those, then. Hang in there a few months longer, DS-chan!