It’s been a while since I last wrote about Suikoden II, but in the meanwhile I have made my way slowly and painfully to Rockaxe Town, home of the Matilda Knights. My save file reads 11 hours and 36 minutes.
My verdict is just as the title says: it’s an interesting game, but not interesting enough to actually finish. By which I mean I am fairly interested in what’s going on and how the game ends, but I don’t want to go through the trouble of playing for another 20-30 hours just to find out.
The characters are bland, the battles are tedious, and the backtracking… oh lawd, the backtracking. Before going to Matilda I spent time in Greenhill City, and it was crazy. Walk to the hideout, warp back to town, walk to the hideout again, walk back to town again and then walk back to the hideout AGAIN before getting out of that bloody town. That was the final straw.
I did get some entertainment out of finding typos in the script though:
Nanami: If I thought Riou and Jowy were kiiled by the state
Nanami: I could never have forgived them.
Storekeeper: Don’t waist you money, okay?
Don’t talk to me over familiar. Got it?
Nanami: What? I’m going to! [too]
Circuret
Nanami: Goodnight, Riou
Don’t make decision for me
How can you say that I’m loafing off!
Shu: […]for the blood that has flown[…]
If you see a shinning ball, please buy it for us, okay?
This weather isn’t good for an old man bones…
Runemaster: Attach were?
Blacksmith: Dettach which?
Shin: Lord Teresa. [when did she have a sex change?]
Etc. etc. But minor diversions like that can only take you so far. Luckily for me Suikoden II is old enough and famous enough that there are tons of videos and Let’s Plays out there. Like this one, which recaps virtually every line in the game. The internet is so wonderful.
And that’s it for me and Suikoden II. I think maybe, just maybe, the Suikoden series isn’t for me. I really enjoyed the first game, but III was excruciatingly boring. So much so that I still haven’t finished it. Meanwhile I fairly enjoyed Tierkreis, in spite of all the howling and crying about how it’s not a ‘real’ Suikoden game. At least I managed to finish that. I might check out the new one that came out on the PSP earlier this year, but apart from that I think I’m done with the series as a whole.
~Fin~
Update, i.e. not so Fin+ spoilers – Finished reading the Let’s Play. I am so glad I didn’t continue this game. You know, I actually thought Luca Blight was a pretty awesome villain. Turns out he’s not even the final villain. He goes down 2/3rds of the way through (epically, but still) and the final boss is some stupid rune boss. There’s no way beating down some random monster Necron-style could ever match the satisfaction of taking down the omnicidal maniac of the century, srsly.
Not only that, but once his crazy ass is gone, but you’d expect the war with Highland to be over, right? Sign a treaty, stick to it, everyone’s happy, right? But noooo, for some reason I will never understand, Jowy insists on keeping the war going unless everyone surrenders to Highland. WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM? All the deaths after that are completely his fault. All the Highland and other soldiers that die, Nanami if you don’t get all 108, Silverberg, those two generals of Solon Jhee, everything’s all his fault. AND. HE. HAS. NO. REASON!!!!! Unless his aim was to destroy Highland and cause as much collateral damage as possible while doing so. In which case he succeeded brilliantly and should be applauded. Standing O, smart guy.
Urgh, I’m still raging. The sheer stupidity of the situation is mind-boggling. Konami was obviously prolonging the game just for the sake of prolonging it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with. And I can’t come up with any explanation for the fact that the “best” ending has Riou, Nanami and Jowy all together again, all buddy-buddy like nothing ever happened. “After reuniting in Kyaro, the three friends continue to journey together merrily.” What. The. Hell?! And what about Jillia and Pilika, sent off into exile like nobody’s business, and who he refuses to even talk to in the “good” ending even though it would make them so much happier? Screw them, eh? Screw everyone as long as you’re happy, eh Jowy? Geez.
I don’t think I’ve hated a videogame character like this in quite a while. Why is this game so popular again? =_= Well, no matter. Enough Suikoden for now. As I mentioned above I’d like to try Suikoden: Tsumugareshi Hyakunen no Toki, and since I like SRPGs I’d also like to try Suikoden Tactics. Apart from that I don’t think the series is for me. I can live with that.