21:39 hours in and no end in sight. I just started Chapter 4, “Let Us Cling Together,” so that’s probably the last one. I’m tired. I’m going to say this as gently as I can: This game is a massive joke. After my last post, I got tired of killing all my enemies just to […]
Ah, I love a good SRPG. Heck, I even love a bad one, but Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together is definitely one of the good ones. It can cling to me any day! Beyond “it’s good,” though, there’s not much to say about it. It doesn’t do anything too different from other games in […]
Is this what they mean by “Too little, too late?” I finally got Fumiko Yanagi and I’m very happy about it, but after goodness knows how many playthroughs, Tokimeki Memorial 4 is stale beyond belief. Yanagi herself is very sweet and friendly from the start, no defrosting ice queens here. The downside of that is that […]
Let’s get straight to the point, for once. I feel like a reprobate for liking and recommending a game about torturing teenage girls for the gamer’s sexual pleasure, so I’m taking down all my posts about Criminal Girls. I still like the game a lot – revisionist history can only go so far – but […]
What I asked for: A short, English RPG to act as a rest stop between UnchainBlades Rexx and Persona 2 What I got: Dragoneer’s Aria. Well, it’s in English all right. And it’s definitely an RPG. But at 89 hours and counting, it is hands down the longest RPG I’ve played this year. And it’s […]