What the— Why should I, a Christian, have to be a go-between for a gay romance when I’m supposed to be killing dragons? Well no one’s forcing me to do it. Come to think of it, no one’s forcing me to play this game either. And then 7th Dragon III was dropped. Next game, please.
7th Dragon III: Code VFD – Everybody’s talking at me
It’s not even a dungeon-crawler any more, it’s just another RPG where the characters just can’t shut up. Except your actual party is made up of mutes, so you just stand there while the NPCs pratter and blather. They tell you when to get up, when to go to bed, when to turn left, when […]
Stella Glow review – What an annoying game (massive spoilers)
Finally finished the wretched game known as Stella Glow. I almost dropped it several times along the way, but the SRPG gameplay kept drawing me back. That’s the problem I have with Imageepoch games. With one or two exceptions they are all technically sound, so you end up playing more than you should even when […]
Demo report: 7th Dragon III, Yo-kai Watch, Stella Glow, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Checked a few 3DS demos to make sure they could be played with my wonky Y (and L?) buttons and half-broken circle pad. The results are as follows: 7th Dragon III Code: VFD – Works like a charm. I can run with either the circle pad or the direction pad and the Y button doesn’t […]
Games I quit early, 2016 edition
Time for another edition of games that sucked too much to even blog about. Past editions: 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011 (there was no 2015 edition) Crimson Empire ~Circumstances to Serve a Noble~ (PSP) – Otome game about an ex-assassin hired to protect a noble from other assassins. I detest Quinrose games because they always feature […]