Last Ranker review (spoilers, unfortunately)

last ranker_frontHave you ever played an RPG and for the first half it was so much fun you couldn’t stop playing, then the last half was pretty meh and draggy, so much so that you didn’t feel like finishing it and had to force yourself, but then when you finally finished it you were glad you did? Long lead-in sentence, but I’m sure anyone who’s been playing RPGs for a while knows what I’m talking about. I’m still a fan of Last Ranker and I would still recommend it to any fan of action RPGs, but it didn’t quite live up to the promise of the first 15 hours or so.

But first, all the great things about Last Ranker. The graphics are awesome. Bright, happy colors! Varied locations, interesting character designs, a little heavy on the palette-swaps but still within acceptable limits. I posted lots of screenshots last time and will do the same this time, just in case you still don’t believe me. Basically Last Ranker has some of the best graphics on the PSP, all without having to cover most of their outdoor locations with fog (shame on you, FF Type-0). In keeping with the colorful palette, the mood of the game is also… not quite light, but never too dark and heavy either, even towards the end. It’s actually pretty funny sometimes.

The soundtrack is excellent as well. Like, I don’t normally notice soundtracks in RPGs, but this time I had to stop and google who did the soundtrack. Yoko Shimomura, the google told me. She’s good. Not that every tune was 10/10, but everything gets an above-average mark and the best themes were really, really good. The voice acting was great as well, but some of the later-game dialogue was just so cheesy that it didn’t matter. The pacing of the speech also felt a little ‘off’ somehow, with people taking unnaturally long pauses between sentences. Overall it was quite good, though. Do please go on, this is most interesting

Antiphona no Seikahime – Sugar and spice but not very nice

antiphona no seikahime_frontI didn’t like Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure, so what made me think I’d enjoy its sequel? Answer: nothing. Which is why I didn’t bother giving it more than 2 hours and 30 minutes of my time. I have a poor track record when it comes to enjoying Nippon Ichi Software games anyway, so I find it pretty easy to give up on their games. Speaking of which I’m supposed to give Disgaea a last chance this year, aren’t I? Hmm… We’ll see.

Since I didn’t waste too much playing Antiphona no Seikahime, I’m not going to waste much time reviewing it either. Instead I’ll make do with the few points below.

What was good

+ The story was simple and quickly-told: the bad guy has stolen Miabelle’s sister’s voice and she’s going to get it back with a little help from her friends.
+ Bright, happy colors!
+ Cute character designs
+ The characters themselves are okay.
+ The world looks fun and laidback.
+ Even the monsters are cute.
+ It’s easy and is probably aimed at pre-teens rather than people like me. Do please go on, this is most interesting

Last Ranker – Show-and-Tell Edition

Good old Imageepoch. They make some terrible stinkers when they’re working on their own, but the games they make for other companies are usually pretty good. Case in point, Last Ranker. I wasn’t expecting much when I saw the surly-faced main character, but it has given me a very pleasant surprise. The other characters could use some work in the ‘likeability’ department, but they’re all memorable. I really like the real-time-turn-based battle system, though skills are a pain to handle. The graphics are cool, the music is decent, the jury is still out on the story.

I’m about 15 hours in and I expect to be done any minute now. I’ll save a full review for when I’m actually done. I took a lot of screenshots when I first started the game, so I’ll just post them here by way of introducing Last Ranker‘s gameplay, then I won’t have to explain myself come review time.

Story: A boy named Zig gets tired of life in his village and runs off to the city to make a name for himself. He becomes a Ranker, i.e a fighter that goes around fighting people, doing quests and keeping law and order in the world. Rankers are ranked, aha, from 1 to 95,008, from strongest to weakest, and the top 7 rankers rule the world. If you can beat a ranker, their rank is yours. Zig started out at 95,000 but has now clawed his way up to 8,397. I’m slightly bummed that I didn’t have to defeat 80,000 other rankers to get there, though. Do please go on, this is most interesting

Fire Emblem Shin Monshou no Nazo – Casual Mode for life!

fire emblem shin monshou_frontNow that I have finally experienced the joys of Casual Mode Fire Emblem, I am never playing Classic Mode again. Ever! It is seriously not worth the annoyance and frustration. In fact I marvel at my initial negative reaction when I heard of casual mode. “No perma-death?! What a travesty! It shouldn’t even be an option! How can you still call this Fire Emblem?!” And actually it’s not very FE-like without the perma-death, but WHO CARES??? As the saying goes, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Now I’ve gone casual I’m never coming back.

So I loved Casual Mode, but this Fire Emblem Shin Monshou thing itself wasn’t all that. It was a thousand times better than Shadow Dragon, but you’d have to go a long way to find a less enjoyable SRPG than Shadow Dragon, so that’s not saying much. The graphics are a little less depressing, the maps are much more interesting, there’s none of that “kill your characters to get sidequests” nonsense and they added in some support conversations as well. These most likely weren’t in the original FE3, and they’re nowhere near the supports in newer games in terms of length, interest and quality, but they’re still fun to read. Do please go on, this is most interesting

L2 Love x Loop – Battle system

logoL2 Love x Loop is one of the earliest games I wrote about when I started this blog. Back then I honestly intended to play it. Then it came out and the reviews were not very flattering, to say the least. So I put it off and put it off and put it off and before I knew it 5 years had passed. I had completely forgotten about it, actually, until I played Kamiyo Gakuen Something-something Kurunuigyaaah earlier this year. Like Kamiyo Gakuen, L2 Love x Loop is by Idea Factory, features character designs by Minako Iwasaki of Rune Factory fame and was thoroughly panned when it first came out. Since there’s no way on earth Love x Loop could possibly be worse than Kamiyo, I have finally mustered up the courage to try it. Do please go on, this is most interesting